What I learned in boating school is...

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katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

• Oreothello
• Rolo and Juliet
• Macberry
• Mars Ado About Nothing
• Antonutella and Cleopatra
• Merchocolate of Venice
• Two Gentlemint of Verona
• Richerry III

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when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES

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earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

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jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

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i found a new reason to do things

314eater:

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